So unfortunately I did not win the heart of the judges this year in the 4 page novel competition. Apparently the winner did so by telling a story about having a colonic. Mental note to myself, next time don't try and write something sentimental. Instead funny and slightly nasty.
Anyway, I not moping. Instead I'm going to finally show you a piece from my teenage years, with some additional bad rhyming.
Hope you enjoy it!
When I was 16
Lots of love,